Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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