my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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