super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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