Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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