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Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I woke up under a house in Key West
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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