well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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