Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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