the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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