I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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