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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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