Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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