are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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