I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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