You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
