Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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