yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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