whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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