I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
