Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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