Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
