This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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