I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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