It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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