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I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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