matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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