i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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