i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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