No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My vagina is very pro this idea
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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