I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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