And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Randomize
