I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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