im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We are two peas in an std pod
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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