Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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