The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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