and you said cock pushups were impossible
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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