i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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