Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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