one might say we're banned from that church
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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