Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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