maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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