What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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