That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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