Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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