come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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