I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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