Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
