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this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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