I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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