i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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