The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
