I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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