Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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